My Opinion on Jurassic World: Let’s Cut The BullS**T

So, I went to go see Jurassic World yesterday at 42nd street.  It was one of the last movies playing that Sunday night and I was very excited to be whirled into Jurassic nostalgia. My best friend provided free tickets, kudos to her.

Now, I really want to get into the movie itself. No, I wont be spoiling. So basically, in summary, Jurassic World is like the new Jurassic Park. Same place, different name. Big bad dino gets loosed, eats a few things, dies, FIN! Literally, that was the entire movie. Don’t get me wrong, the special effects was one point (I guess).

Here’s what I dislike in the movie. I was able to know what each of the main characters represents with in their first two lines.  I knew once the younger brother spoke he will be providing some profound “save the day” intellect, their aunt who runs the entire Jurassic world was probably going to be the antagonist, The hero was show cased immediately, just by how the scene went I knew!

The story-line became very cliche. I don’t like the fact that these movies are so sexist! There always have to be this alpha male who has this grungy, dirty look with a beard. Of course they have to slap a love interest in there, in which they did at the very end, so fast. Why is that every action movie must have a love interest bounded by the shared tragedy. With the traumatizing events that goes on in the world, you rarely ever here people falling madly in love in the rate these movies make it out to be. The same formula is seen in so many movies it makes you not even want to watch them anymore.

There was no real antagonist throughout the movie other than the focus being on that one big bad dino. As soon as the antagonist was revealed he died instantly.

Why a girl can’t be the badass? Why must the hero always look good in dirty clothes? It appears the target audience was middle Americans.

I can say this…The token black guy survived the entire movie! I was waiting for him to die to even add more to the cliche. I assume with Hollywood the more the cliche the more money granted for the budget. (You do know race plays apart in budgets). Also, they made a lot of Jurassic Park references which was dope to me.

In the end, I would say its a movie you stay home to watch. If you have kids, they would love it!

Mike Huckabee, Shut The Fuck Up!

Mind your own business…

Arkansas Republican Mike Huckabee decided to add his two sense about Michelle Obama allowing her daughters to listen to Beyonce. In an interview about his new book “God, Guns, Grits and Gravy” with People magazine he states the following:

 

“That’s the whole point. I don’t understand how on one hand they can be such doting parents and so careful about the intake of everything – how much broccoli they eat and where they go to school and making sure they’re kind of sheltered and shielded from so many things – and yet they don’t see anything that might not be suitable for either a preteen or a teen in some of the lyrical content and choreography of Beyoncé

 

Mr. He-needs-to-mind-his-business Huckabee displays more of his irrelevant ass on music by explaining how Jay-z, the music mogul, exploits and pimps his wife, Beyonce in his book. His book apparently is about the social influences and relationship between the three heads of our nation, the government; Washington, D.C., Money; New York City; and entertainment; Hollywood.

 

“She has an exceptional set of pipes and can actually sing. She is a terrific dancer – without the explicit moves best left for the privacy of her bedroom. Jay Z is a very shrewd businessman, but I wonder: does it occur to him that he is arguably crossing the line from husband to pimp by exploiting his wife as a sex object?”

I don’t give a Times Square rats ass about his damn opinion about subjects that is out of his job description. Why is this even such a major concern to him? Worry about raising your own kids and sheltering your own kids so you can further keep them ignorant to the world. Shelter your own kids with your bigot ass opinions ruining their free thinking. I am glad Michelle Obama did not comment on his catty statements. There are many things to worry about ie: Nigeria massacre, NAACP bombing, Police Brutality and more. These politicians never want to concern about the greater good of the people and fix the foundation of home which they are trying to run. It’s pure comedy and popularity.

“I’ve seen dusty pickup truck windshields that were less see-through. – Mike Huckabee

 

 

If the first lady wants to let her daughters embrace their own dark people and music, then so be it!Seeing Beyonce’s Drunk In Love performance is not going to have their girls on the couch twerking screaming Trap House and Daquan. That’s the problem again. These people are always biting the hands that feed them all the time, in other words,  they profit from our creation and then slander in the same breathe. It’s psychotic. I don’t mean to sound racially charged either, however, what I am saying rings some truth.

Mind your damn business Huckabilly, and stop hating on Michelle parenting. I hope his book does well. He just have a lot of nerve and audacity to come for Michelle Obama, Jay-Z, and Beyonce. Oh, and lets not forget what he said about Rihanna and her see through dress, “I’ve seen dusty pickup truck windshields that were less see-through.” I have to admit that was funny. Actually, it was hilarious! He still an asswhole though his comments.

These Great Plains roaming, mountain living, desert camping, ignorant Republicans gets on my last nerves. And who the hell puts God and Guns in the same sentence along with Grits and Gravy? The fuck he know about Grits and Gravy? And yes, I did purposely pic pictures of Beyonce and Michelle Obama looking unbothered and immaculate in a similar black and white photo with Mike Huckabee looking grumpy and pressed in color. Petty…indeed.

Read the article by People Here

Token Black Kid Struggles

The funniest video to date!

I swear, Buzzfeed nails its every time. No, seriously they do.

So in this video, they play on the struggles being on the only black friend goes through. I personally never went through this experience, but I know of close friends who have. And I know they struggles of finding foundations of your own color. It’s pretty astonishing.

But enough of the small talk and have big laughs! Oh, and my favorite Quinta B is here. Way too funny.

When Patti Labelle corrects you LISTEN!

Laugh of the day ! So basically in this short clip Patti Labelle corrects this chef who assumes she wanted to eat the paper. Now bitch, as she said, what makes you think one wants to eat the paper. She is not a kid. Not even kids wants to eat the paper.  What you’re not going to do is embarrass me on live TV like that, that’s crazy. Well she definitely puts her in her place…

Watch and laugh below ! hahahahah!

 

Cookie Beauty Secrets

PingBack:”Object Lesson”
If we asked your friends what object they most immediately associate with you, what would they answer?

OATMEAL COOKIES! 
Would you call this an object though? if or if not who cares, my friends know I love adore and crave a nice soft, delectable, raisin, plumped, Quaker oaty, crumby, flavorful, hot, mellow in a sunshine making,  tantalizing  taste buds igniting, smooth, tangy, first kiss feeling, real love making, steamy sex filled summer night under the stars having, bone chilling to the skin crawling, chills making with zesty round of holy grail goodness licking oatmeal cookies.

I don’t know why, I don’t know when I found my first love bit I did and we been married every since.
but first, I must tell you guys how to eat an Oatmeal Cookie Properly to ensure you have the full life changing experience I have when I eat my gender-less husband. 

Step 1 – Buy The Right Cookie 
             It’s very important where you want to pick out your cookie for a taste in marriage. You cant just walk the isle of any supermarket ( church) and believe every cookie is ready for this arrangement. I would like to recommend Subway’s oatmeal cookies or even Mc Donalds for a number of reason…mainly because of …QUALITY!  You want to make sure the raisins are VISIBLE. As seen in the image across you can see the plump raisin reassuring the quality of the cookie. You want to make sure the cookie is soft to chew. We are not eating ginger snaps. Your cookie should NOT be snap crackling and popping. That is diffinitely the WRONG cookie of choice. 

Step 2 – Split The Cookie In Half
           You want beauty, you want the secret, you want real love? Well split the cookie in half to  release the micro atoms in the cookie that will regenerate you skin on a cellular level.  You want to eat split the cookie every chance you get in half, then again in fourths this will certain give you that flawless skin and can look like your favorite movie star! Plus do this process very slowly to ensure precision. Be as neat as possible so when it is time to chow down you have more pieces to savor the taste in.

 

 

Step 3 – Eat it

          You want to look my mentor below. This is how you eat a cookie. You gobble it up like a vacuum cleaner. You have to make lots of grunts and good tasting noise so other people and know what you are eating. It’s great forms of advertisements! 

 

    That’s all for now, hope you guys eat your cookie correctly. You can purchase them at your nearest store around you. For more Information  call me at (1-800-Iove-cookies so much-that-it-changed-my-life-forever)