My Opinion on Jurassic World: Let’s Cut The BullS**T

My Opinion on Jurassic World: Let’s Cut The BullS**T

So, I went to go see Jurassic World yesterday at 42nd street.  It was one of the last movies playing that Sunday night and I was very excited to be whirled into Jurassic nostalgia. My best friend provided free tickets, kudos to her.

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Now, I really want to get into the movie itself. No, I wont be spoiling. So basically, in summary, Jurassic World is like the new Jurassic Park. Same place, different name. Big bad dino gets loosed, eats a few things, dies, FIN! Literally, that was the entire movie. Don’t get me wrong, the special effects was one point (I guess).

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Here’s what I dislike in the movie. I was able to know what each of the main characters represents with in their first two lines.  I knew once the younger brother spoke he will be providing some profound “save the day” intellect, their aunt who runs the entire Jurassic world was probably going to be the antagonist, The hero was show cased immediately, just by how the scene went I knew!

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The story-line became very cliche. I don’t like the fact that these movies are so sexist! There always have to be this alpha male who has this grungy, dirty look with a beard. Of course they have to slap a love interest in there, in which they did at the very end, so fast. Why is that every action movie must have a love interest bounded by the shared tragedy. With the traumatizing events that goes on in the world, you rarely ever here people falling madly in love in the rate these movies make it out to be. The same formula is seen in so many movies it makes you not even want to watch them anymore.

Bad Teacher

There was no real antagonist throughout the movie other than the focus being on that one big bad dino. As soon as the antagonist was revealed he died instantly.

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Why a girl can’t be the badass? Why must the hero always look good in dirty clothes? It appears the target audience was middle Americans.

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I can say this…The token black guy survived the entire movie! I was waiting for him to die to even add more to the cliche. I assume with Hollywood the more the cliche the more money granted for the budget. (You do know race plays apart in budgets). Also, they made a lot of Jurassic Park references which was dope to me.

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In the end, I would say its a movie you stay home to watch. If you have kids, they would love it!

Social Exchange

Social Exchange

Just a very simple post…

Are you guys on any other media platforms like instagram, snapchat, twitter, and tumblr? Facebook is corney.

I’m  thinking of getting pinterest, though I’m not sure about it. Would you guys recommended ?

Either way, what are your outlets comment below.

Since my asking you first,  I will follow first.

Ciao!

Illusionist Yann Frisch

My partner sent me this video one morning leaving me glued to my phone feeling like a 10 year old boy! In the video below, watch Yann Frisch trick your eyes with red balls and cup. It was quite fascinating! I have forgot all about the magicians and illusionist, it’s so entertaining. I would definitely pay to see him. Then of course, you have the bitter bettys trying to pin-point his flaws. Like, really, girl, move with all that!

#Infinity Shades Of Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey

The five octave paramount diva with 18 #1’s from ”Vision of Love” to “Touch My Body”. The voice that conducted your soul into a catalepsy spell like the musician magician she is…MARIAH CAREY!

Name hold weight like kilos, Boy you acting so corny like fritos, wouldn’t have none of that without me though, it’s none of my business it’s tea though

Already Trending on twitter, Mariah Carey dropped her newest Single “Infinity” 12:01 April 27 on Itunes, Youtube, Spotify, Amazon, and Google. It’s not a surprise to me as facebook group of Lambs and I have been anticipating this single to be drop for weeks. Updates after updates with only taste of reviews from privilege DJ’s.

If life was a game you’re a free throw

Critics are saying this is the 90’s throwback they have been waiting for from Mariah as her last two previous albums, end of marriage, and flawed performances have continuously fueled doubts that Mariah Carey is finished!  See, what happens is, once many starts doubts the best selling female artist in 20 years, she seize the girls again and again and again with her breathy vocals, classic belts and culminating songwriting! Especially now that she is back With L.A. Reid and Epic/Sony records, Mariah Is back home Lambs and already storming!

Close the door loose the key leave my heart on the mat for me. I was yours eternally, there’s an end to infinity.

Mariah Carey Single is the 19th song on her up and coming Hit’s album #1 to Infinity updated with all of her 18 #1 hits set to release May 18th while also jump starting her  Las Vegas tour at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace. Here she will let her voice time travel us back into the times of “Dreamlover”, “Hero”, and “We Belong Together” with  the newly single “Infinity”

Why you tryin to play like your so grown. Everything you own boy you still owe

Is it about Nick Cannon? I doubt it, but if so, this lady damn sure knows how to break-up the right way! Watch the Lyric video below and listen to her story of made up dreams ending unfold.

“If Everyone Acted Like Reality Tv Stars”

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF. Now, folks I really don’t watch TV. In fact I should be catching up on the Legend of Korra final season. I really don’t have the patience or the time to keep track of these shows every week. I am the most busy non busiest person. Either something shows up or I forgot about the show. So since I cant work on TV’s time I am usually forced binge watch TV shows on Netflix ( which I keep forgetting I have).

I don’t know about you guys, but I love Buzzfeed videos. I really see myself acting for them too. I have the personality for it. This video is a parody on reality shows and their dumb dramatization.

The funniest part is about 1:00 in. Quinta B, known for the “He got Money” viral video, is so dramatic I just fall out in laughter every time. She’s too funny.

Enjoy the Laugh of My day. Hopefully yours too!
Namaste

 

Cookie Beauty Secrets

PingBack:”Object Lesson”
If we asked your friends what object they most immediately associate with you, what would they answer?

OATMEAL COOKIES! 
Would you call this an object though? if or if not who cares, my friends know I love adore and crave a nice soft, delectable, raisin, plumped, Quaker oaty, crumby, flavorful, hot, mellow in a sunshine making,  tantalizing  taste buds igniting, smooth, tangy, first kiss feeling, real love making, steamy sex filled summer night under the stars having, bone chilling to the skin crawling, chills making with zesty round of holy grail goodness licking oatmeal cookies.

I don’t know why, I don’t know when I found my first love bit I did and we been married every since.
but first, I must tell you guys how to eat an Oatmeal Cookie Properly to ensure you have the full life changing experience I have when I eat my gender-less husband. 

Step 1 – Buy The Right Cookie 
             
It’s very important where you want to pick out your cookie for a taste in marriage. You cant just walk the isle of any supermarket ( church) and believe every cookie is ready for this arrangement. I would like to recommend Subway’s oatmeal cookies or even Mc Donalds for a number of reason…mainly because of …QUALITY!  You want to make sure the raisins are VISIBLE. As seen in the image across you can see the plump raisin reassuring the quality of the cookie. You want to make sure the cookie is soft to chew. We are not eating ginger snaps. Your cookie should NOT be snap crackling and popping. That is diffinitely the WRONG cookie of choice. 

Step 2 – Split The Cookie In Half
           
You want beauty, you want the secret, you want real love? Well split the cookie in half to  release the micro atoms in the cookie that will regenerate you skin on a cellular level.  You want to eat split the cookie every chance you get in half, then again in fourths this will certain give you that flawless skin and can look like your favorite movie star! Plus do this process very slowly to ensure precision. Be as neat as possible so when it is time to chow down you have more pieces to savor the taste in.

 

 

Step 3 – Eat it

          You want to look my mentor below. This is how you eat a cookie. You gobble it up like a vacuum cleaner. You have to make lots of grunts and good tasting noise so other people and know what you are eating. It’s great forms of advertisements! 

 

    That’s all for now, hope you guys eat your cookie correctly. You can purchase them at your nearest store around you. For more Information  call me at (1-800-Iove-cookies so much-that-it-changed-my-life-forever)